Monday, May 12, 2008

Don't Jump - And Here's Why.

Dear Brent Douglas Stephens, We didn't want you to jump off that overpass and kill yourself because we thought that since you beat your ex-wife to death with a baseball bat and your case may very well be a capital case, we'd like to do it ourselves. Yes, we know it doesn't make any sense, and it would've saved taxpayers a bundle the other way, but thanks for letting us talk you down like that. Love and kisses, State of Texas