Alan Peppard Just, Like, Totally Ruined a Word for Junior High Kids

Chillax. As in, "Friends on both sides of the great divide have said that Papa Joe Simpson needs to chillax and stay out of his daughters’ personal lives. He’s not helping." Note to Mr. Peppard: White men of a certain age are not allowed to use certain words. I'm sorry - I don't make the rules, I merely report them.