Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Dear Dave Levinthal:

Why in the name of heaven is there no video of this? You do realize that this is prime, gooey, wonderful Youtubableness in a beautiful little tote bag waiting to happen, right? Will it be on the city cable channel? Please say yes. Judging from this one picture alone - and your wonderful description, we all want to see this:
Mitchell Rasansky going mouth-to-mouth with a plastic dummy. Dwaine Caraway shaking his butt to and fro to the cheesy elevator music on an instructional video now playing. Mayor Tom Leppert bouncing up and down as he simulates chest compressions.
Yours truly, Bethany