Things That Are Very Old, and Should Be Officially Retired (A Continuing Series)1. Multi-part Entertainment Tonight series on Donny and Marie. 2. iPhone angst 3. Cutesy nicknames for couples that combine their names, i.e. "Brangelina," etc. 4. Everyone thinking they need to put an album out (I'm looking at you, Hayden Panettiere and Scarlett Johansson - and you too, sisters Lohan). 5. Kevin Trudeau infomercials. We all know you're full of crap. 6. Vitriol toward Prius owners. They own one. You don't. Get over it. You look like more of a jackass for carping at them than you think they do for driving one. 7. Internet filters at work that block access to super cool things like Blogger and Youtube. 8. Jesse Jackson. When you cease to be helpful, and you're not funny, it's time to be quiet.