Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Of This, and That, Hump Day Edition

1. Seriously? 2. Do you have Prince Albert in a can? Better let him out. Can I have four beers? Is your refrigerator running? Better go catch it! Your cow is in my garden. You don't have a garden? That's OK, I don't have a cow. 3. This breaking news just in from WBAP's Mark Davis: Presidential hopeful Barack Obama sometimes doesn't wear a flag pin, so he's "not sufficiently woven into the tapestry of the nation he seeks to lead." 4. Scientists find fuel source that's less Shiite, and more, um... 5. JR, Sue Ellen and Bobby will return to the Southfork Ranch this fall to celebrate the 30th "Dallas" reunion, thus kicking up the stupid rumors about a stupid "Dallas" movie project once again. 6. The latest in lawn care? Grudgescaping. (Like that? Just made it up. It's mine now. I keep it.)