1. OK, seriously? Hot dogs? Hot dogs give you pooper cancer, and to give you this message, they choose to use some little boy. 2. Uh.... 3. I blame the video games. And the Internets. And the Democrats. And DISD. I'm pretty sure they have something to do with this. 4. I'll be honest. I just linked to this story so I could use the phrase "hierarchy of hotness." 5. Sometimes, honestly, the commentary on the DNC commentary is funnier than anything else. 6. It's official. Just about everyone thinks Tony Romo's new house is atrocious.