John, John, John. While I understand your visceral reaction to that young whippersnapper, John Cornyn, you can't go around slapping the elderly, even if they're the same age as you.
Some days, I blog because something's on my mind. Some days, I blog because I'm bored. Some days, I blog because it's either blog, or punch someone in the head. I love you all. Really. Except you, (insert name TBD).