Of This, and That ...

1. Somewhere, chess nerds weep and gnash their collective teeth. 2. Let's do something nice for someone, for a change. I suggest this or this, for starters. 3. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot? 4. Most disturbing part of this story?

"'I don't just get up there and rip my clothes off,' she says. Indeed, the 80-year-old burlesque queen takes her clothes off very slowly."

5. Not even a hot pocket? Nope.