Of This, and That, on Monday

1. Good Lord (via Wonkette, via Snead) 2. Finally, a sweetener that might not give you flipper babies. Only, you can't get it yet. 3. Thanks, Gov. Goodhair. But, um... 4. Whatever this is, it's a good thing it's video, and not written, IJS. 5. Boy do I hope TDMN doesn't see this. It might make them not do this. Which is gonna be a hoot and a half, I tell you. A hoot and a half. 6. This bit of third graph editorializing made it into both the Web and print editions of TDMN. What's up with that, Rodrigue?