Showing posts with label the open road. Show all posts
Showing posts with label the open road. Show all posts

Monday, March 10, 2008

How come....

only gossip reports use the big words? I submit this as evidence, from MSN's Hot Gossip: "Those recent left-field whispers linking Justin Timberlake to Kate Hudson (roundly denied by both parties) apparently haven't affected his relationship with girlfriend-of-more-than-a-year Jessica Biel. Us Weekly reports the chart-topper was overheard discussing his plans to treat the callipygous starlet to a 'special' night out in New Orleans to celebrate her 26th birthday on March 3 (he's in Louisiana filming "The Open Road"). 'There's no tension surrounding those cheating rumors,' a friend of the flames tells the mag. 'Everything's fine.'" According to Merriam-Webster's, callipygous means, "having shapely buttocks." Now you know.