What Say You?

So the DA in Kauffman County allegedly got caught driving while intoxicated. Now the GOP wants him to resign. But I give you two stories to compare. This one was posted at 11:32 a.m. This one was posted at 12:48 p.m. Now, I'm not calling it just yet, but the last one is kinda well, hmm. I mean, no discernable quotes, fewer defining facts... Is it just a case of two reporters calling at the same time, or is it cribbing?

It seems that ...

I'll be getting my first cease and desist soon. Special props to Tim Rogers of D Magazine for the clandestine recording. Update: D Magazine got some poor, poor intern to transcribe the phone call. Yet another update: Poor Wick Allison.