Monday, March 10, 2008
only gossip reports use the big words? I submit this as evidence, from MSN's Hot Gossip: "Those recent left-field whispers linking Justin Timberlake to Kate Hudson (roundly denied by both parties) apparently haven't affected his relationship with girlfriend-of-more-than-a-year Jessica Biel. Us Weekly reports the chart-topper was overheard discussing his plans to treat the callipygous starlet to a 'special' night out in New Orleans to celebrate her 26th birthday on March 3 (he's in Louisiana filming "The Open Road"). 'There's no tension surrounding those cheating rumors,' a friend of the flames tells the mag. 'Everything's fine.'" According to Merriam-Webster's, callipygous means, "having shapely buttocks." Now you know.