Of This, and That, the "It's So Very Monday" Edition

1. Scientists are thisclose to making cloak of invisibility, the labs at Hogge, Wart and Potter announced Monday. 2. Sure, utility bills are high this summer, but it could be worse: You could be in Houston. (If you are, I'm sorry your city smells like feet.) 3. Restaurateurs secretly loathe Restaurant Week, Teresa Gubbins says. BTW, if you're going to partake in Restaurant Week, remember to tip your server. 4. Does anybody know where I can find a good Picpoul de Pinet? 5. In the Olympics stuff from Friday, I pointed out that some people are very worried about this whole Georgia being invaded by Russia thing. Only someone deleted the question from the link. Thankfully, Wonkette had a screen capture.