Set to "Twas the Night Before Christmas," Norris' poem goes a little something like this:
When all of a sudden/There arose such a noise/I peered out of my window/ Saw Obama and his boys.
They had come for my wallet./ They wanted my pay/ To give to the others,/ Who had not worked a day!
He snatched up my money /And quick as a wink /Jumped back on his bandwagon/ As I gagged from the political stink.
He then rallied his henchmen,/ Who were pulling his cart./ I could tell they were out /To tear my country apart!They took off for his cause, /And as he flew out of sight,/ I heard him laugh at the nation, /Who wouldn't stand up and fight!