Chuck Norris is No Shakespeare

Yes yes, we've all heard the many mighty things that Chuck Norris can do. But let's just say poetry is not one of them. (Thanks, Editor & Publisher)

Set to "Twas the Night Before Christmas," Norris' poem goes a little something like this:

When all of a sudden/There arose such a noise/I peered out of my window/ Saw Obama and his boys.

They had come for my wallet./ They wanted my pay/ To give to the others,/ Who had not worked a day!

He snatched up my money /And quick as a wink /Jumped back on his bandwagon/ As I gagged from the political stink.

He then rallied his henchmen,/ Who were pulling his cart./ I could tell they were out /To tear my country apart!

They took off for his cause, /And as he flew out of sight,/ I heard him laugh at the nation, /Who wouldn't stand up and fight!