Quit Googling Yourself, Ric Renner

So I may have blogged about Ric Renner a few times. Maybe. But I've also blogged about the Innocence Project, the rising cost of healthcare, the election, the Dallas Cowboys and about my love of grammar. So imagine my supreme dismay when I look at my blog statistics report and discover what drives people to my blog. Ric Renner. And Ric Renner's hair. The top three searches that bring people to my blog are Ric Renner, Ric Renner hair, and Ric Renner Fox Sports Southwest. In fact, Google searches for Ric Renner bring more people to the blog than my name, which came in fourth, tied with "demarcus ware sings, " "danny amendola girlfriend," and "angie reliant energy." I would like to thank the one person who searched for "bethany anderson wish list." For the record, I'd like this, this, this, this, this and this. Oh, and this and this. And this. And this. And this. And this.

Look, Proof that Ric Renner Has Muppet Hair

My displeasure with the hair of one Fox Southwest sports anchor Ric Renner is well-documented. Today, I found this greatness - a Muppet-maker by FAO Schwartz. Aside from being an obviously lovely Friday time-waster (I've designed four of the suckers so far), it is also the adequate proof I need to affirm that Ric Renner has Muppet hair.

Dear FSN Southwest sports anchor Ric Renner:

Your hair disturbs me on many levels - I mean, it's gone beyond the very 90's fade that you're sporting in your vanity shot for FSN Southwest's website. It's like one of those ski hats Bodi Miller quit wearing five years ago. It literally nearly ruined my Stars-viewing, Brad Richards slow-mo'ing pleasure tonight. And I'm not the only one. There is an entire message board devoted to your hair, how horrible it is and whether or not it's real. My vote? You borrowed it from Fraggle Rock. Or you took a picture of your favorite fraggle in to your barber, and said, "That one, please!" And then the lady at "Kool Kuts 4 Kids" sighed, and went at it, because the customer is always right. Either that, or you're still letting your mom use the Flowbee. At any rate, it has to stop. Come to Dallas. I'll take you to Sport Clips. I'll pay. We'll get rid of the horrible growth atop your noggin you're calling a hairstyle, and your Q rating will thank me. I mean, I can't help your lack of hockey intelligence, but to lack hockey knowledge AND have bad hair is just unconscionable. Update: Thanks to these fine folks at the Unticket for capturing the Ric Renner hair.