Bill O'Reilly Lectures Mayor Longfingers on How To Run Dallas

I haven't found video of it yet, but I saw Mayor Leppert on the O'Reilly Factor over the weekend. Bill O'Falafel - the man who really, really knows everything - appeared to have Mayor Longfingers on simply to give him a tongue lashing for the fact that it's legal to have 12-year-old children stripping at Dallas clubs.

Dear City of Dallas:

Do you think perhaps you could maybe make it a city ordinance that if you own a nudie bar, you automatically lose your license if you're caught with help under the age of oh, I don't know, 18? Because a 12-year-old stripper just isn't sitting well with me, and the fact that Diamonds Cabaret is getting to keep its license because the city of Dallas didn't have the forethought to put an ordinance on the books that yanks a license and shuts down a club the moment they're essentially showing live kiddie porn is patently ridiculous. I mean, you've already zoned where they can be, what they can show, and how close they can can get and what parts can and cannot touch. But you didn't think to make a proviso that the dancers had to be of age or the joint would get shut down automatically? Really?