Politics Is Funny, Monday Edition

• In all honesty, Cindy, John does have a point. You do wear a lot of make up. But John, you really shouldn't have called her that.

• Harold Ickes and Mark Penn apparently get into the mother of all backseat fights. "Mom, he's looking out my window!" "He's touching me!" "[Expletive] you!" Hillary responds by leaving Mark at the nearest rest stop.

• Bill O'Reilly isn't quite sure who is a patriot these days, but he's pretty sure this guy isn't, which makes him a pinhead, even though he's not actually a U.S. citizen, so it's OK if he's not patriotic. Not to mention he's playing a fictional character.

• And (hat tip to Maggie at m-pyre) Rush Limbaugh waxes on about feminism. I feel gipped. I didn't get my tote bag with my check off list, and now I fear I'm woefully behind on my feminist agenda, per Rush. If you don't see me for a few weeks, it's because I need to have three quicky divorces, bare minimum, before I'm up to snuff.

And finally, there's this:

Bill O'Reilly Lectures Mayor Longfingers on How To Run Dallas

I haven't found video of it yet, but I saw Mayor Leppert on the O'Reilly Factor over the weekend. Bill O'Falafel - the man who really, really knows everything - appeared to have Mayor Longfingers on simply to give him a tongue lashing for the fact that it's legal to have 12-year-old children stripping at Dallas clubs.